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Total Medals Earned: 860 (From 146 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,820 Points

HEXEP

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/140 points)

Beat Level 7 5 Points

So you've figured out how the game works..

Make a level 5 Points

Get creative with the level editor

"Invest" 2 hours in the game 10 Points

All things in moderation. Especially breaks, don't want to overdo it with those.

Beat Level 13 10 Points

That's the easy part out of the way.

Beat Level 17 10 Points

That was the small-scale stuff. Literally.

Beat Level 24 25 Points

Onto the elite four! Spoiler: there's a fifth. I hated when that happened in the Pokemon games.

Beat Level 28 25 Points

Nearly there, two more to go! Hexagons probably aren't high up on your list of favorite shapes right now.

Complete HEXEP 50 Points

Nice!

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Hurry up bob!!!

Medals Earned: 4/17 (65/540 points)

50m 5 Points

reach the first 50m height

sand of time 10 Points

activate time freeze 3 times

hot butt 25 Points

touch lava stone 5 times

metalhead 25 Points

break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode

500m 5 Points

reach the first 500m height

it's hurt 10 Points

being hurt by arrows 10 times or more

no offence 10 Points

don't take axe until reached 114m height

1000m 25 Points

reach 1000m height

I hate hedgehog 25 Points

kill 15 or more hedgehog

lucky Bob 25 Points

not taken any damage until reached 125m height

silent assassin 25 Points

kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode

5000pts 50 Points

reached score 5000pts while Bob alive

caveman killer 50 Points

kill 15 or more caveman

mass murder 50 Points

kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe

turret basher 50 Points

destroy standing turret using axe 5 times

turret destroyer 50 Points

destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 5/14 (240/505 points)

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

Inspiration Dave

Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/500 points)

Further than most 10 Points

Get the medal on the tutorial stage.

Aesthetically Rotating 25 Points

Unlock the annoying but gently soothing rotating jump.

But Wait, There Is More! 25 Points

Finish World 3.

Played The Plains 25 Points

Finish World 1.

The Jams of Dave 25 Points

Unlock the Jukebox.

Through A Forest 25 Points

Finish World 2.

Rendertrail 50 Points

Unlock the loooooooooooooooong trail.

SCRUB GIMP JOB I COULD DO BETTER 50 Points

Unlock the funny-looking tileset.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Invertion

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)

A new discovery 5 Points

Split horizontally for the first time

Against Newton 10 Points

Split vertically for the first time

Welcome to the sewer 100 Points

Complete the game

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Johnny Upgrade

Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)

First Contact 5 Points

touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!

First Kill 10 Points

kill the first enemy!

Hang Of It 25 Points

That's the way things work!

Top Floor Clear 25 Points

mastered the first floor!

Gun Get 50 Points

found a gun!

Boss Killer 100 Points

kill the Evil End Boss!

MAX XP 100 Points

maximum level experience!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

K.O.L.M. 2

Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/50 points)

FINDGIRL 5 Points

Find the girl.

FIRSTBOMB 5 Points

Explode your first bomb.

LIGHTARMOR 5 Points

Get the first light upgrade.

OLDHOUSE 5 Points

Visit your old house.

EASYCOMPLETE 5 Points

Beat the game on Easy

HARDCOMPLETE 25 Points

Beat the game on without hints.